I ask you: doesn’t this look like mint? I thought so, but trust me: it is NOT!
Horticulturists!!!!! What is that plant?
Is it tobacco?
Is it Chinese marijuana?
It tastes like dirt!
It’s like…what do you call it? Chew? Spit? Chewing tobacco!
I could sell it in the
HELP!
And this?
Why did I buy it? I’d like my teeth to sparkle like diamonds? True...
And how about that flower? Here’s a closeup:
Is it the blossom of the above plant? Is it a lotus, signifying purity and beauty? Was I so desperate to get rid of the dirt flavor that I purchased floral flavor?
I feel like I am gargling perfume
It’s so gross to even write, but I must admit: It’s like when people wear cologne on top of body odor!
Imagine: morning breath covered by a bouquet of flowers.
Now that’s what I call eau de toilette!
All I want is some
Santa, I beg you.
Crest, Colgate, Aim…anything!
Will you get the P&G holiday basket out there? It usually includes some toothpaste.
ReplyDeleteJust bought some gum that matches the ganja toothpaste. Dang!
ReplyDeleteI didn't want to say anything about it when I was at your house, but,
ReplyDeleteTRUE DAT. That toothpaste is SICK.
Can I mail you some toothpaste? Seriously, I will. I hate bad toothpaste.
ReplyDeleteHey, you've never asked me to, but I'm happy to run out and get you stuff like this when you need it. (Don't count on timely mailing, we both know I won't get it done without nagging LOL). What do you need besides toothpaste?
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